“voil! in vieble vaudevillian veteran， cast vicariously as both victim and viin by the vicissitudes of fate.this visage， no mere veneer of vanity， is it vestige of the vox ouli， noilitude noin vvn-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious vition of volition. the only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta， held as a votive， not in vain， for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vignt and the virtuous. verily， this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis--vis an introduction， and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me v.”